GOD!

Why can't the good Lord direct his 'children' to ring our doorbell at decent hours?!? They're worse than telemarketers. They BELIEVE! I was hauled out of bed byu two ladies who had a 'personal message', I'm sure. By the time I got to the door they were well away and I could only see their backs. Bleh.

I wonder what they would have thought had I answered naked? You take your chances when you come to our door. Maybe we should form a nudist colony here.

Wait! That'd mean naked Aaron! NEVERMIND!!

...more later, promise...